Walking on a staircase,
Along the Las Vegas strip.
I heard loud and clearly,
Nearly suffered a missed step slip…
“Is my booty showin?!”
Wow… I’ve never had to ask that.
A peril to which I cannot relate,
No judgment, just the facts!
The comedy that exists to entertain,
If only our senses are alert.
Some may find it sad, maybe I do a little.
But When I relive that laughter, my stomach still hurts!